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A slice of pie in Bermuda is $2.50. In Cuba it's $3.00.

Yes.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(July 5, 2021 at 2:59 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: A slice of pie in Bermuda is $2.50.  In Cuba it's $3.00.

Yes.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

*reaching for a rock*

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(July 5, 2021 at 4:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(July 5, 2021 at 2:59 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: A slice of pie in Bermuda is $2.50.  In Cuba it's $3.00.

Yes.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

*reaching for a rock*

Boru

Dwayne Johnson loves you, too.

Wink

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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* looks around for a boulder!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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(July 5, 2021 at 6:04 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: * looks around for a boulder!

You need to go to Colorado.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Is that a place in Covid central?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a “marriage of the 90’s” — equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn’t impressed with his culinary skills, however.
She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, “Poached? I wanted scrambled!”
Undaunted, the next morning, John brought his true love a scrambled egg. Jill wasn’t having any of it.
“Do you think I don’t like variety? I wanted poached this morning!”
Determined to please Jill, the next morning he thought, “third time’s a charm” and brought her two eggs — one scrambled and one poached. “Here, my love, enjoy!”
Jill looks at the plate and says, “You scrambled the wrong egg.”
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(July 5, 2021 at 9:08 am)Darinda Wrote: Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a “marriage of the 90’s” — equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn’t impressed with his culinary skills, however.
She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, “Poached? I wanted scrambled!”
Undaunted, the next morning, John brought his true love a scrambled egg. Jill wasn’t having any of it.
“Do you think I don’t like variety? I wanted poached this morning!”
Determined to please Jill, the next morning he thought, “third time’s a charm” and brought her two eggs — one scrambled and one poached. “Here, my love, enjoy!”
Jill looks at the plate and says, “You scrambled the wrong egg.”

The next morning, John brought in the breakfast tray with a dirty plate that obviously had previously held two eggs (one poached, one scrambled), that he had eaten.  Under the plate were divorce papers.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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The first day, he should have said, "That's one.".
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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The Irish invented civilization, but then we got drunk and forgot where we put it.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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