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RE: joke time
July 13, 2021 at 5:19 am
A piece of road walks into a bar and kills everyone.

Turns out it was a cycle path.
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July 13, 2021 at 5:21 am (This post was last modified: July 13, 2021 at 5:34 am by The Valkyrie.)
A man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm.

"I'll have a beer. And one for the road."
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July 13, 2021 at 5:28 am (This post was last modified: July 13, 2021 at 5:29 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
A grasshopper hops into a bar orders a beer. The barman says, ‘Did you we have a drink named after you?’ and the grasshopper says, ‘That’s amazing! You really have a drink called “Melvin”?’

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#5124
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July 13, 2021 at 12:54 pm
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.
The first boy says, “My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and they give him $50.”
The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, and they give him $100.”
The third boy says, “I got you both beat. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!”
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RE: joke time
July 13, 2021 at 6:22 pm
(July 11, 2021 at 6:54 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If the next installment of the ‘Fast and Furious’ franchise isn’t called ‘Fast10 Your Seatbelts’, Imma be pissed.

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I hear they're going to just call it"The Fast 10 The Furious"
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July 14, 2021 at 5:35 am
An American woman is vacationing in German when she sees a man urinating behind a tree in public. She stops and remarks, 'Gross!' The German man winks and says, 'Danke!'

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July 14, 2021 at 7:06 am
Elton John just bought his pet rabbit a treadmill.

It's a little fit bunny...
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July 14, 2021 at 7:11 am
(July 14, 2021 at 7:06 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Elton John just bought his pet rabbit a treadmill.

It's a little fit bunny...

[Image: tenor.gif]

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July 14, 2021 at 7:18 am
(July 14, 2021 at 7:11 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(July 14, 2021 at 7:06 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Elton John just bought his pet rabbit a treadmill.

It's a little fit bunny...

[Image: tenor.gif]

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July 14, 2021 at 7:42 am
(July 14, 2021 at 7:18 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(July 14, 2021 at 7:11 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: tenor.gif]

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[Image: Ez3g-LIw-XMAIm-ZUa.jpg]

Tongue  Tongue


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