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RE: joke time
June 4, 2015 at 8:23 pm
stand take to world
I you throw the
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
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RE: joke time
June 4, 2015 at 8:29 pm
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(June 4, 2015 at 8:23 pm)IATIA Wrote: stand take to world
I you throw the
Estimate san -my - ity!
Don't
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: joke time
June 4, 2015 at 8:40 pm
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: joke time
June 4, 2015 at 10:27 pm
What is it that we have in December but that we don't have in any other month?
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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RE: joke time
June 4, 2015 at 10:29 pm
Christmas
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: joke time
June 5, 2015 at 12:03 am
More suicides.
And suicide has a D in it.
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RE: joke time
June 5, 2015 at 7:41 pm
(June 4, 2015 at 8:23 pm)IATIA Wrote: stand take to world
I you throw the
Nice one.
Boru
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RE: joke time
June 5, 2015 at 7:43 pm
(June 4, 2015 at 10:27 pm)IATIA Wrote: What is it that we have in December but that we don't have in any other month?
I'm going to launch a campaign to re-name the eighth month 'Daugust', for the sole purpose of making your joke moot.
Boru
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RE: joke time
June 5, 2015 at 8:10 pm
What does September have that no other month has?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: joke time
June 5, 2015 at 8:20 pm
September 8 for me.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
