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Damned Protestants...
RE: Damned Protestants...
(November 14, 2014 at 1:24 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:The most serious allegation was that students attending Skiatook public schools were taken on school-sanctioned field trips to the Safari Zoological Park in Caney, Kansas. Despite its innocuous name, the park’s mission “is to show the awesomeness of our God in the individual wonder and uniqueness of all His creation.”

Those poor animals.
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I bet this pompous shitball never got any pussy at all.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/women...tor-roars/

Quote:Women who have sex before marriage are like ‘filthy dishrags,’ California pastor roars
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RE: Damned Protestants...
(November 14, 2014 at 7:24 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I bet this pompous shitball never got any pussy at all.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/women...tor-roars/

Quote:Women who have sex before marriage are like ‘filthy dishrags,’ California pastor roars

I do insist on trying out the milk first to be sure this is what I want to buy into, especially if I'm supposed to sign an agreement to only get milk from that cow to the exclusion of all other cows and milk sources. I think everyone who is wise should.
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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RE: Damned Protestants...
See why you can't be an uptight, jesus-freak, motherfucker?
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RE: Damned Protestants...
(November 14, 2014 at 7:44 pm)Minimalist Wrote: See why you can't be an uptight, jesus-freak, motherfucker?

You know, when I was single, I joined all kinds of clubs I had no interest in on the off-chance I might "meet someone". That included going to church for a short time.

I'm glad I didn't find anyone that way.

I married a sexy atheist instead. Smile
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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RE: Damned Protestants...
Lunatics.

Not the xtards...the state legislators.

We know the xtards are batshit crazy.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/idaho...-about-it/

Quote:Despite the deaths of least 12 children from “faith healing” Christian families in their state, lawmakers and public officials in Idaho have refused to challenge a state law providing a religious exemption from manslaughter and murder charges, Vocativ reported.

I bet the fuckers think they are "pro-life," too.
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RE: Damned Protestants...
Let's not rule it out completely.

Angel


http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/jimmy...hey-could/


Quote:Jimmy Swaggart’s son: LGBT activists would behead Christians if they could


It isn't as if any of them actually use their fucking heads for anything.
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Firemen - not cops - but I'm sure he thinks he's a fine xtian.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/we-ai...-accident/

Quote:‘We ain’t taking no n*ggers here’: Kentucky fire chief refuses to help black family in traffic accident
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RE: Damned Protestants...
(November 14, 2014 at 7:27 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(November 14, 2014 at 7:24 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I bet this pompous shitball never got any pussy at all.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/women...tor-roars/

I do insist on trying out the milk first to be sure this is what I want to buy into, especially if I'm supposed to sign an agreement to only get milk from that cow to the exclusion of all other cows and milk sources. I think everyone who is wise should.


Like being a filthy dishrag is a bad thing. Although I would guess the pastor has even harsher terms for my tribe.

Wonder if anyone tried to get his take on gamaroosh ?
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RE: Damned Protestants...
Jesus freaks.....the dumbest fucking people in the world.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/bryan...h-to-join/

Quote:Bryan Fischer: ‘Freedom of Religion’ in US is only a choice of which Christian church to join
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