Damned Catholics

[vorlon13]

I wondered if the accountants were doing the numbers and decided to fold when the risk to the church coffers became to great and gave the pope a heads up to turn tail and run ??

[Minimalist]

More believable than the mormons getting a telegram from Planet Kolob, isn't it?

[vorlon13]

LOL, Joe Smith referred to Kolob sometimes as a planet and sometimes as a star.

Reminds me of L. Ron Hubbard's confusion with Xenu/Xemu. He spelled and pronounced it both ways.

You know, if you're making up a religion, and you're having trouble keeping track of all the lies, maybe you've made up enough shit ??

[Foxaèr]

Look at all the shit the man wrote, though.  It's no wonder he couldn't keep any of it straight.

[Minimalist]

Not even close to good enough, pope fuckface.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/18/world...ss&emc=rss

All of Chile’s Catholic Bishops Offer to Quit Over Sex Abuse Scandal

All 34 of Chile’s Roman Catholic bishops offered their resignations on Friday over a child sexual abuse scandal, and asked forgiveness for the “pain they caused the victims, the pope, the people of God, and our country for the grave errors and omissions we committed.”

The fallout prompted the pope to assign two investigators, who took the testimony of 64 people and produced a damning 2,300-page report on clerical sexual abuses in Chile and attempts to conceal the activity. The report detailed widespread failings on the part of the church hierarchy, and led to this week’s three-day meeting of the bishops at the Vatican.

Lock them up...along with the pervert priests they enabled.

[Minimalist]

Woo-Hoo!  Another pervert priest nailed by the courts.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/21/world...ss&emc=rss

Australian Archbishop Found Guilty of Sexual Abuse Cover-Up

MELBOURNE, Australia — An Australian archbishop was convicted on Tuesday of covering up a claim of sexual abuse dating back decades, and now faces a prison sentence of up to two years.
Philip Wilson, the archbishop of Adelaide, is the highest-ranking Catholic official in the world to be convicted of concealing such crimes.
The decision comes in the midst of a global reckoning for the Roman Catholic Church, as it grapples with a history of child sexual abuse and cover-ups. Cardinal George Pell, also an Australian and the Vatican’s de facto finance chief, was ordered last month to stand trial on charges of “historical sexual abuse.”

He deserves 20 years....not 2.  Pious piece of shit.

[Minimalist]

Hmmm..... this should put the seminaries out of business in no time!

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/05/pope-te...ns-report/

Pope tells bishops not to accept gay seminarians: report

Perhaps we should call them semenaries?

[Neo-Scholastic]

This anti-Catholic thread needs to die.

[Minimalist]

Fuck off, Chad.

[Amarok]

This anti-Catholic thread needs to die.

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