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Damned Catholics
RE: Damned Catholics
I've done some in vitro fertilisation firing. It's great fun, but I prefer the real thing - good job I have a long memory.
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RE: Damned Catholics
Child-raping motherfuckers are at it again.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/us-bi...rocedures/

Quote:US bishops headed for confrontation with Catholic hospitals over sterilization procedures
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RE: Damned Catholics
This fucking guy is out of his mind.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/demot...e-priests/

Quote:Demoted Catholic cardinal: ‘Radical feminists’ are to blame for pedophile priests


No, fuckball. Pervert priests who can't keep their dicks in their pants are to blame all by themselves.

Asshole.
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RE: Damned Catholics
Katholic Kunt sides with jihadists...for all intents and purposes. Probably whacks off to visions of mowing down anyone who talks about pedo-priests or crooked vatican fucks.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/catho...arcissist/

Quote:The head of the self-described largest Catholic civil rights organization in the United States said Wednesday that he did not condone the murder of journalists at the satirical French newspaper Charlie Hebdo, but sympathized with the perpetrators.


Quote:Donohue said Charlie Hebdo had a “long and disgusting record ” of mocking religious figures, including unflattering depictions of the Prophet Mohammad and Catholic popes.


Oh for the good old days of burning at the stake, eh fuckwad?
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RE: Damned Catholics
(January 7, 2015 at 2:53 pm)Minimalist Wrote: This fucking guy is out of his mind.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/demot...e-priests/

Quote:Demoted Catholic cardinal: ‘Radical feminists’ are to blame for pedophile priests


No, fuckball. Pervert priests who can't keep their dicks in their pants are to blame all by themselves.

Asshole.



I'd like to think if you graphed the number of kids molesterated by pervo priests over time you would find a smooth INVERSE correlation with the numbers of women identifying as 'feminist'.


I think that is about the most conclusive death blow I have yet wielded here against fucktard bishops/cardinals/popes.
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RE: Damned Catholics
They are quite capable of making themselves look foolish.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/miami...ality-ban/

Quote:Miami archbishop criticized for ‘ominous’ memo to employees after end of Florida’s marriage equality ban

Quote:But that opposition appears to be eroding rapidly. A recent Pew Research survey found that 57 percent of American Catholics support same-sex marriage, with the favorable proportion rising to 75 percent for those under 30.

They are losing their grip...and that scares the fuck out of these anachronistic asswipes.
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RE: Damned Catholics
Uh-oh....this will fry Frank's fanny.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/dubli...g-hes-gay/

Quote:Dublin priest receives standing ovation from congregation after announcing he’s gay

No...not one gay priest, he already knows he is surrounded by them, this:

Quote:The majority of Irish citizens, however, are expected to vote in support of the referendum, with 71 percent indicating that they would vote “yes” to allow same-sex marriages in a recent poll by the Irish Times.

The church can't even control Ireland any more.
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RE: Damned Catholics
So, is the Pope going to excommunicate 71% of Ireland ?
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RE: Damned Catholics
(January 11, 2015 at 5:05 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: So, is the Pope going to excommunicate 71% of Ireland ?
He can just re-interpret the necessary verses so that the Church keeps up with public opinion, and claim that it was god's plan all along.
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RE: Damned Catholics
What few people know about catholicism. Being gay is not considered a sin, it consuming gay sex. Hypocritical, I know, but as long as that priest doesn't have a boyfriend, they won't even remove him from his parish. At least they don't have to according to their own doctrines.
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