Having Surgery in the Morning

[Rhondazvous]

Hey thanks for all the love everybody.

The surgery was uneventful. I'm a little sore but not enough to justify taking meds. I put a bottle of Ibuprophin on my night stand. So rest assured, if I need it, I will take it.

Yes, Parkers Tan, you were already on my list. Though I'm not going to stay on the puter tonight. Just wanted to pop in for a sec.

No, Iggy, I didn't see God but I'll tell you a story about a woman who did.

This woman had a heart attack. On the operating table, she had a near death experience. In Heaven she asked god, "Is this it?"
God: No, you still have thirty or forty years.

So when she woke up she decided to make the most of thirty or forty years. She stayed in the hospital and got a face-lift, a nose job, hair transplant, chin-tuck, tummy-tuck, breast-segment—the whole works. After the last operation she walked out of the hospital and was immediately run over by a speeding ambulance. In Heaven again, she confronted god.
Woman: I thought you said I had thirty or forty more years?
God: Oops. To tell you the truth, I didn't recognize you.