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I Wonder How Much Longer the EU Will Last?
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RE: I Wonder How Much Longer the EU Will Last?
(August 1, 2015 at 12:47 pm)abaris Wrote: Well, it's the old game aimed to please a brainless electorate. Whenever any given politician starts to cry EU when he's caught with his pants down, I ask one simple question: Who the fuck is the EU?

Truth is, the EU is the sum of European politicians sitting together and making often times unpopular decisions. When they return hom and are confronted with a not best pleased voter base, they start to point fingers at that evil anonymous body called the EU. And voters being the most stupid and ignorant lifestock in the world, tend to believe that and don't associate that local political asshole with the EU, although they virtually just moved their asses from the plane coming from Brussels.

Truer words have never been spoken
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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I Wonder How Much Longer the EU Will Last? - by Minimalist - August 1, 2015 at 12:15 pm
RE: I Wonder How Much Longer the EU Will Last? - by abaris - August 1, 2015 at 12:47 pm
RE: I Wonder How Much Longer the EU Will Last? - by Lucanus - August 1, 2015 at 12:50 pm

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