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What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher
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RE: What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher
Wasn't a priest, but...

I was giving a guy a ride to the staging area at work, when we passed a Buddhist temple tucked away in the dense woods. Pretty impressive building. I made a remark that went something like "A Buddhist temple?!"

The guy goes "Yeaah, pssht. Tear it down. So stupid."
So far so good. I'm with him, it's pretty stupid.

He goes on "ohhh, a bunch of people praying to a fat guy. Dumb. Some people will believe anything. And the other people will do anything to get rich." Hmmm... This guy might be an atheist! Cool.

"There's only one true God." -_- dang.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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Metziztzah B'Peh - by Jenny A - August 21, 2015 at 3:36 pm
RE: What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher - by Exian - August 19, 2015 at 12:50 pm

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