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RE: What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher

August 19, 2015 at 1:01 pm

And what's wrong with being dork-sided?

I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue

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