What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher

[T.J.]

You'd think after 14 years of going to church I'd have a list of things to say to this, but I'm drawing a blank. I think my filter have gotten better on blocking this stuff out for the sake of my sanity. I want to say, "Satan was a dinosaur" for my example, but I know that wasn't a preacher, and I wasn't there. That was a story I read from someone else about how dumb their co-workers were.

Wait, I got it, "Stem cell research is all about keeping abortion legal!" Oh, and some ramblings about Harry Potter being evil.