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What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher

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RE: What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher

August 20, 2015 at 12:46 pm (This post was last modified: August 20, 2015 at 12:48 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)

(August 20, 2015 at 12:44 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(August 20, 2015 at 12:19 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: You can do better than this. 4/10, will lose audience soon if game doesn't improve.

Wow. Very generous.

What can I say? I'm a nice guy.

And you gotta be nice to a guy who says, "but hey, those old men who'd taken a vow of celibacy were fucking teenagers, not kids -- lay off."

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