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What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher
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Metziztzah B'Peh
(August 21, 2015 at 1:22 am)Randy Carson Wrote:
(August 21, 2015 at 1:19 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: It's in the Bible.  Paul did some but he didn't like the sucking part so that's why Christian males don't have to get circumcised.  Imagine some weird guy sucking on baby Jesus!

You're drunk, right? Stoned? What?

He means metzitzah b'ph or oral suction circumcision.  What it means is that after cutting away the foreskin the rabbi or other person performing the circumcision put the penis in his mouth and sucks away the blood.   And yes it was most likely done that way to Jesus given his time, place and nationality. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brit_milah It was standard practice for Talmudic Jews, but has since become controversial and uncommon.  http://www.emohel.com/lifeordeath.php  Hasidic Jews still practice it though.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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Metziztzah B'Peh - by Jenny A - August 21, 2015 at 3:36 pm

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