What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher

[Cephus]

Re: "smaller per capita percentage of Catholic priests who have violated that trust"

It's not much of a selling point, to be honest. "The Catholic Church - fewer child rapists than you might expect."

The point is that in an organisation that preaches against sin and the corruption of modern society, there shouldn't be any.

And even if there are a few, the Catholic Church shouldn't be hiding them.  But they do.