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The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
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RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
(August 27, 2015 at 6:31 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I'm getting a more fettuccine feel. Since I've only ever heard of one flying spaghetti monster this can't be it. Maybe one of his minions though.

"Spaghetti" is just the most common form of pasta.  But the Flying Spaghetti Monster is not limited by our conception of Him.  He is all forms of pasta.  And His sauce can be tomato based, pesto, Alfredo, or anything else that His Noodly Appendages wish His sauce to be.  How can His greatness be contained in our conceptions of Him?

He is truly all things and limitless.  It is the blasphemers who say that He cannot be this or that.  He can be anything He wishes Himself to be!  The problems come from the limitations of human imagination.  The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not limited.

Ramen.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Confused Ape - August 27, 2015 at 3:44 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by The Valkyrie - August 27, 2015 at 3:46 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Edwardo Piet - January 1, 2016 at 2:21 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Minimalist - August 27, 2015 at 3:48 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Longhorn - August 27, 2015 at 4:05 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Spooky - August 27, 2015 at 4:15 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Exian - August 27, 2015 at 4:59 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Kingpin - August 27, 2015 at 5:00 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Pyrrho - August 27, 2015 at 9:09 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by brewer - August 27, 2015 at 6:31 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Pyrrho - August 27, 2015 at 9:14 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Minimalist - August 27, 2015 at 6:42 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by brewer - August 27, 2015 at 7:26 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by JesusHChrist - August 27, 2015 at 7:00 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Minimalist - August 27, 2015 at 7:45 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by ignoramus - August 28, 2015 at 6:03 am
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by brewer - August 27, 2015 at 8:03 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Minimalist - August 27, 2015 at 8:48 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Minimalist - August 27, 2015 at 9:49 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Pyrrho - August 27, 2015 at 10:02 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by The Valkyrie - August 27, 2015 at 11:00 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Minimalist - August 27, 2015 at 10:36 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Pyrrho - August 29, 2015 at 3:05 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Iroscato - August 28, 2015 at 1:25 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Kingpin - August 28, 2015 at 1:43 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by dyresand - August 28, 2015 at 2:02 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Minimalist - January 1, 2016 at 1:30 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by drfuzzy - January 1, 2016 at 1:45 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Nay_Sayer - January 1, 2016 at 2:12 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Minimalist - January 1, 2016 at 2:24 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Edwardo Piet - January 1, 2016 at 2:25 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Minimalist - January 1, 2016 at 2:37 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Edwardo Piet - January 1, 2016 at 3:02 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Minimalist - January 1, 2016 at 3:05 pm

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