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If You Were A Theist
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RE: If You Were A Theist
August 29, 2015 at 1:49 am (This post was last modified: August 29, 2015 at 1:51 am by robvalue.)
If for some reason I became religious:

I'd be one of those extremist, radical, supercrazy, fringe, dangerous ones who believes the bible/Quran is actually the word of God, like everyone tells me it is, and tries to live by it.

I'd either be writing this from jail or I'd be dead, after trying to stone to death virtually everyone.

At least I'd be good for stone sales. Although I'd probably try and stone to death the guy selling me stones instantly after.
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If You Were A Theist - by Shuffle - August 28, 2015 at 1:01 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by robvalue - August 28, 2015 at 1:20 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Shuffle - August 28, 2015 at 10:01 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Celestine - August 28, 2015 at 1:21 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Shuffle - August 28, 2015 at 10:02 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Minimalist - August 28, 2015 at 2:28 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Sejanus - August 28, 2015 at 3:17 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Bob Kelso - August 28, 2015 at 3:30 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Shuffle - August 28, 2015 at 10:01 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by robvalue - August 28, 2015 at 10:27 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by abaris - August 28, 2015 at 10:37 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Shuffle - August 28, 2015 at 8:45 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Tartarus Sauce - August 28, 2015 at 10:38 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Spooky - August 28, 2015 at 7:35 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by robvalue - August 29, 2015 at 1:49 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by IATIA - August 29, 2015 at 1:57 am

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