Let's say everything Prof has foretold actually takes place on the 23rd. Obama takes a seemingly fatal gunshot wound to the head, the Pope prays for his recovery, and three days later Obama makes an incredible recovery.
That sequence of events happening on that exact date, with those exact circumstances, is still more likely to be a coincidence than it is the actual fucking rise of the actual fucking Anti-Christ. That is in fact the least likely explanation for the events, coming in just behind aliens from the hollowed-out asteroid of Plakka*crana manufacturing the entire ruse using nothing more than slightly out-of-date banana skins and liberal amounts of duct tape, as a way of making their solar system's star learn to play the violin.
That's how unlikely and absurd your theories are to me, prof.
That sequence of events happening on that exact date, with those exact circumstances, is still more likely to be a coincidence than it is the actual fucking rise of the actual fucking Anti-Christ. That is in fact the least likely explanation for the events, coming in just behind aliens from the hollowed-out asteroid of Plakka*crana manufacturing the entire ruse using nothing more than slightly out-of-date banana skins and liberal amounts of duct tape, as a way of making their solar system's star learn to play the violin.
That's how unlikely and absurd your theories are to me, prof.
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