Woke up this morning.
Thought it was very quiet.
Not a sound was stirring; not even a mouse.
Thought, Damn!, The Rapture has happened!
But then realized, wait, it's 6:30am. Neighbor leaving for work as usual.
Guess Obama needs more time to implement His Evil Plan?!?
Orgy in the meantime? Wink, wink... OK
Thought it was very quiet.
Not a sound was stirring; not even a mouse.
Thought, Damn!, The Rapture has happened!
But then realized, wait, it's 6:30am. Neighbor leaving for work as usual.
Guess Obama needs more time to implement His Evil Plan?!?
Orgy in the meantime? Wink, wink... OK