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Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens?

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RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens?

September 17, 2015 at 8:49 pm

Just 60 minutes from my house and by heaven I mean hooters.

"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-

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Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by MentalGiant - September 15, 2015 at 11:48 pm

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by ignoramus - September 16, 2015 at 12:20 am

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RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by Salacious B. Crumb - September 16, 2015 at 12:46 am

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by dyresand - September 16, 2015 at 12:49 am

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by ignoramus - September 16, 2015 at 1:32 am

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by robvalue - September 16, 2015 at 1:59 am

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by ignoramus - September 16, 2015 at 4:43 am

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by Ben Davis - September 16, 2015 at 7:09 am

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by robvalue - September 16, 2015 at 7:11 am

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by TubbyTubby - September 16, 2015 at 7:24 am

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by Silver - September 16, 2015 at 8:01 am

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by Catholic_Lady - September 16, 2015 at 10:02 am

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RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by Divinity - September 17, 2015 at 3:29 pm

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by The Grand Nudger - September 17, 2015 at 3:32 pm

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RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by Nay_Sayer - September 18, 2015 at 10:47 pm

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by Silver - September 18, 2015 at 12:58 am

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by The Grand Nudger - September 18, 2015 at 12:20 pm

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by Divinity - September 18, 2015 at 12:46 pm

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by The Grand Nudger - September 18, 2015 at 1:39 pm

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by Divinity - September 18, 2015 at 1:47 pm

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by The Grand Nudger - September 18, 2015 at 2:03 pm

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by Divinity - September 18, 2015 at 2:16 pm

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by The Grand Nudger - September 18, 2015 at 2:45 pm

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by Divinity - September 18, 2015 at 3:24 pm

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by Wyrd of Gawd - September 18, 2015 at 7:33 pm

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by The Grand Nudger - September 18, 2015 at 7:52 pm

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by Divinity - September 18, 2015 at 9:43 pm

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by TubbyTubby - September 18, 2015 at 10:39 pm

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by Wyrd of Gawd - September 19, 2015 at 4:38 am

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by Divinity - September 18, 2015 at 10:47 pm

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by ignoramus - September 18, 2015 at 11:49 pm

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by TubbyTubby - September 19, 2015 at 4:57 am

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by TubbyTubby - September 19, 2015 at 4:59 am

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by Divinity - September 19, 2015 at 1:43 pm

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by Catholic_Lady - September 19, 2015 at 3:01 pm

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by Salacious B. Crumb - September 19, 2015 at 10:29 pm

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by Catholic_Lady - September 19, 2015 at 10:31 pm

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by robvalue - September 19, 2015 at 5:01 am

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by TubbyTubby - September 19, 2015 at 2:34 pm

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by The Grand Nudger - September 19, 2015 at 9:13 pm

RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by Lemonvariable72 - September 19, 2015 at 9:26 pm

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