(September 19, 2015 at 5:11 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: What do they have against purple penguins? They're just a good as regular penguins.
If God wanted penguins to be purple, He'd have made them all purple. We who support traditional, salt of the sea black-and-white penguins, like Tennessee Tuxedo, will not stand for this latest example of the depravity of the modern world. And since I am the elected official in charge of handing out snacks to aquatic birds in my parish, I'll be damned if I will give a fish to a purple penguin just because a group of unelected judges say I must. I must take my stand on what my God and my conscience dictate, regardless of the consequences.
[Photo op with pandering Presidential hopeful and professional hockey player from Pittsburgh to follow]
