He's painted himself into a corner. Either he stays away and we poke fun at his embarrassment, or he logs in and faces calls about what went wrong. It's his own bed he pissed in.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'