Rapture September 2015

[ApeNotKillApe]

I do spend time feeling like an idiot occasionally, made a lot of mistakes down thru the years, but I got the biggest choice right, and that covers everything.
All is well with me.

The rapture, along with the false doctrines of sola scriptura and sola fide, are relatively modern Protestant heresies.

If you're interested, prof, I can show you why Catholicism is the one, true Church that Jesus founded.

Perhaps it's time to come home.

Yeah, yeah, its a big money making scheme devised by religious con men to exploit the blah-blah-de-blah-de-blahblahblah. 
Heard it all before, the media I consume told me all about how the media I don't consume is waging this War on Rapture, it's a war you won't win.
If you want be cold and cynical, do it away from the normal people who actually enjoy life and want to celebrate the season of reckoning. 

I'd wish you a Merry Rapture, but you'd probably accuse me of being "insensitive to the Norse people" just because I didn't mention Ragnarok or whatever