The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work

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So I hear from Christians how God made us in his image. So that surely means we are like him, or at least look like him. Clearly in Genesis, he's just some dude wandering around the earth.

But when asked to describe God, we get a weird word salad that usually starts with him being immaterial and ethereal and not looking like anything. What gives? I suspect that most Christians still imagine an actual person when they think about God, even if their description of him when asked tries to hide this. I wonder how accurate I am with that. Of course I may be wrong.