It drove me to eat babies and sin a whole bunch until I let FSM take the wheel. Now with the one true religion with me I focus my efforts on laughing at your weak christian god.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.