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Shittiest first day on the job, EVER
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RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER
Man that's fucking scary. I remember being a dumb kid just starting out in the work force. I worked at a shady plastic factory, but because of my inexperience I didn't quite grasp the level of shadiness. Once during a shut down they told me to clean my cutting machine. Basically, plastic was pushed through a mold down into this long skinny pool of water to cool it, and I was at the cutter rolling the plastic after each cut, which cut at a set time. So I'm cleaning my machine and noticed some clippings around the cutter that needed cleaned up. I reached in and wiped it all out. Then the cutter came down on its set time.... Where my fucking hand just was. I was dumb, naive, and too trusting that these people knew what they were doing. I assumed they did a full lock-out/tag-out and I could have lost my hand.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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Shittiest first day on the job, EVER - by vorlon13 - December 11, 2015 at 9:48 pm
RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER - by vorlon13 - December 11, 2015 at 9:49 pm
RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER - by Jackalope - December 11, 2015 at 9:55 pm
RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER - by Joods - December 11, 2015 at 10:05 pm
RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER - by vorlon13 - December 11, 2015 at 10:14 pm
RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER - by SteelCurtain - December 11, 2015 at 10:29 pm
RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER - by Joods - December 11, 2015 at 10:32 pm
RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER - by ignoramus - December 11, 2015 at 10:34 pm
RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER - by Minimalist - December 11, 2015 at 10:41 pm
RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER - by Jackalope - December 11, 2015 at 11:14 pm
RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER - by Wyrd of Gawd - December 12, 2015 at 2:32 am
RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER - by vorlon13 - December 12, 2015 at 1:06 am
RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER - by Jackalope - December 12, 2015 at 1:23 am
RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER - by vorlon13 - December 12, 2015 at 2:42 am
RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER - by Thumpalumpacus - December 12, 2015 at 3:05 am
RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER - by Aroura - December 12, 2015 at 2:53 am
RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER - by Thumpalumpacus - December 12, 2015 at 2:37 am
RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER - by Wyrd of Gawd - December 12, 2015 at 2:40 am
RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER - by Exian - December 12, 2015 at 3:42 am
RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER - by downbeatplumb - December 12, 2015 at 7:10 am
RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER - by Aoi Magi - December 12, 2015 at 8:00 am
RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER - by Iroscato - December 12, 2015 at 9:06 am
RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER - by Edwardo Piet - December 12, 2015 at 9:47 am

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