(December 13, 2015 at 8:51 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: I'm too lazy to vote, but I would vote for Trump even though I disagree with him on pretty much everything.
Here are 5 good reasons to vote for trump:
1. Min would become even more entertaining on this site then he already is, although he might have a rage induced heart attack (He is older than dirt)
2. We would have the best stand up comedy and late night comedy of a generation.
3. Hottest first lady and first daughter of all time
4. The people on this site are generally skeptics, but they believe literally anything negative written about Trump with little to no evidence and I think that's funny.
5. The debates between him and Hillary would be hilarious, between him and Bernie Sanders would be even funnier.
I can't fucking wait for Bernie to go against Trump in the finals. I'm so pumped for that, you have no idea.
What if something truly amazing happens and there's a huge turnout and they change the House and Senate too.
Just remember I called it.
