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Famous last words (of Jesus)

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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)

January 6, 2016 at 2:01 pm

From a (Mel) Smith and (Griff Rhys) Jones "Talking Heads" sketch:

"That's always struck me as peculiar. Why did they name that baby 'Jesus Christ'? Might as well have called him 'Bloody Hell'! Stupid name for a baby!"

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'

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Famous last words (of Jesus) - by robvalue - June 1, 2015 at 7:30 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Alex K - June 1, 2015 at 7:32 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Longhorn - June 1, 2015 at 7:43 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by robvalue - June 1, 2015 at 9:07 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by The Grand Nudger - June 1, 2015 at 9:09 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Silver - June 1, 2015 at 9:54 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Alex K - June 1, 2015 at 9:59 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cato - June 1, 2015 at 10:01 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Homeless Nutter - June 1, 2015 at 10:10 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Alex K - June 1, 2015 at 10:14 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by vorlon13 - June 1, 2015 at 10:18 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Faith No More - June 1, 2015 at 11:46 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Angrboda - June 1, 2015 at 11:51 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Longhorn - June 1, 2015 at 11:53 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Jenny A - June 1, 2015 at 12:15 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Pyrrho - June 1, 2015 at 12:16 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Minimalist - June 1, 2015 at 1:04 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by downbeatplumb - June 1, 2015 at 1:41 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Faith No More - June 1, 2015 at 1:47 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Jackalope - June 1, 2015 at 2:51 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Minimalist - June 1, 2015 at 4:09 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cinjin - June 1, 2015 at 4:41 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Alex K - June 1, 2015 at 5:15 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cyberman - June 1, 2015 at 9:17 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by vorlon13 - June 1, 2015 at 9:26 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by The Valkyrie - June 1, 2015 at 10:43 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Ravenshire - June 1, 2015 at 10:45 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Jenny A - June 1, 2015 at 10:50 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Faith No More - June 1, 2015 at 11:39 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by IATIA - June 1, 2015 at 11:48 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Longhorn - June 2, 2015 at 12:44 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Silver - June 2, 2015 at 12:47 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by ignoramus - June 2, 2015 at 1:31 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cinjin - June 2, 2015 at 8:41 am

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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cyberman - June 2, 2015 at 11:03 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Angrboda - June 2, 2015 at 11:07 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Alex K - June 2, 2015 at 11:09 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Jenny A - June 2, 2015 at 10:37 pm

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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by ignoramus - June 3, 2015 at 12:25 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by robvalue - June 3, 2015 at 2:48 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by ignoramus - June 3, 2015 at 5:12 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by vorlon13 - June 3, 2015 at 8:48 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Alex K - June 3, 2015 at 9:03 am

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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Alex K - June 3, 2015 at 7:29 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cyberman - June 3, 2015 at 12:46 pm

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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 3, 2015 at 7:23 pm

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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by IATIA - June 3, 2015 at 7:25 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cato - June 3, 2015 at 7:26 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by The Valkyrie - June 3, 2015 at 10:51 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cyberman - June 3, 2015 at 11:15 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by JeffofGallifrey - June 4, 2015 at 1:49 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Homeless Nutter - June 4, 2015 at 4:39 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Brakeman - June 4, 2015 at 7:42 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by robvalue - June 16, 2015 at 4:45 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Aoi Magi - June 16, 2015 at 5:09 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Homeless Nutter - June 16, 2015 at 5:22 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by abaris - June 16, 2015 at 5:24 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by polar bear - June 16, 2015 at 8:24 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cyberman - June 16, 2015 at 11:31 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Minimalist - June 16, 2015 at 12:29 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by c172 - June 16, 2015 at 12:40 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by vorlon13 - June 16, 2015 at 1:09 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Crossless1 - June 16, 2015 at 2:46 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Longhorn - June 16, 2015 at 3:02 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by robvalue - December 26, 2015 at 2:31 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by vorlon13 - December 26, 2015 at 3:00 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by brewer - December 26, 2015 at 3:05 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by downbeatplumb - December 26, 2015 at 3:43 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cyberman - December 26, 2015 at 3:56 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by downbeatplumb - December 26, 2015 at 3:58 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by downbeatplumb - December 26, 2015 at 4:02 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by robvalue - December 26, 2015 at 3:59 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cyberman - December 26, 2015 at 4:06 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by robvalue - December 26, 2015 at 4:13 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 26, 2015 at 4:18 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by brewer - December 26, 2015 at 4:22 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Edwardo Piet - December 26, 2015 at 5:20 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by ApeNotKillApe - January 5, 2016 at 5:40 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by The Valkyrie - January 5, 2016 at 7:04 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by The Valkyrie - January 5, 2016 at 7:07 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by ApeNotKillApe - January 5, 2016 at 7:20 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by God of Mr. Hanky - January 5, 2016 at 7:30 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by God of Mr. Hanky - January 5, 2016 at 7:35 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by The Valkyrie - January 5, 2016 at 7:37 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by God of Mr. Hanky - January 5, 2016 at 7:38 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by The Valkyrie - January 5, 2016 at 7:40 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by God of Mr. Hanky - January 5, 2016 at 7:42 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by ApeNotKillApe - January 5, 2016 at 7:49 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Bard A Madsen - January 5, 2016 at 8:20 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by robvalue - January 6, 2016 at 2:37 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Athene - January 6, 2016 at 2:49 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by robvalue - January 6, 2016 at 2:56 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by ApeNotKillApe - January 6, 2016 at 3:05 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by God of Mr. Hanky - January 6, 2016 at 1:43 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by robvalue - January 6, 2016 at 1:45 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cyberman - January 6, 2016 at 2:01 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by brewer - January 6, 2016 at 5:18 pm

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