Mock dialogue of the Theist/Atheist discussion here.

[Rhondazvous]

Theist: I want to present my arguments for god’s existence.
Atheist: go ahead
Theist: Well my main argument is that god has to exist because I would hate to live in a world where he doesn’t.
Atheist: I don’t call that an argument.
Theist: You shit faced infidel. I presented a sound argument, but you’re too stupid to grasp it.
Atheist: I don’t call that an argument either.
Theist: Well, my argument is that if god didn’t exist, I’d have no basis for morality.
Atheist: in other words you believe in beef because without meat you’d have no basis for being a vegetarian. I see.
Theist. No, that’s not what I said. God has to exist.
Atheist: I’ve heard all your arguments. I don’t accept them. Are you going to come up with something new that I might accept.
Theist. I don’t need to come up with anything new. You’re just too evil and stubborn to understand what I’ve already said.
Atheist: Okay, you win.
Theist: I won? Then you believe in god?
Atheist: No, but you win the dialogue, nothing else.