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Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?

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Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
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RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
January 30, 2016 at 2:41 am
Sounds like a good way to get the life choked out of you.

Who knows what guilt and disgust could drive a fundamentalist to do during sex, especially after all jollies have been gotten, and the real guilt sets in? They don't give a fuck! They've got ATONEMENT. 

You're just a flesh sent by the Devil: to to distract them, make them unclean, lead them astray. "Cheese and crackers, you're Jezebel! Fornicator! Whore!"

So no, I can't imagine approaching a two-faced, duplicitous bastard with such delusions and saying, "Get on top of me!" Seems very risky. My face is arranged just fine, thanks.
 
Non-fundamentalist Christian are perfectly bangable, though.
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RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist? - by Athene - January 30, 2016 at 2:41 am

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