My anti-theistic perspective

[Excited Penguin]

You're the kid that got bullied in school, aren't you?

First of all if I were a muslim, I would be an entirely different person. So your reasoning is flawed from the start.

What the secular fuck does that even mean?

Being the stupid fuck who bullies other kids around school grounds, guess you wouldn't know that.

Hmm. Let me put it into perspective for you. I never beat anyone up, instead I picked on seniors in seventh grade to the point where the administration told them to avoid me and my friend. Oh, nice times. I laughed so much during those times I must've extended my lifetime by decades.

You don't need to be violent if you've got smarts and a set of balls on you.