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Sex with furniture - are you for or against it and why?

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RE: Sex with furniture - are you for or against it and why?
February 23, 2011 at 2:49 am
(February 23, 2011 at 1:10 am)padraic Wrote: Sex with furniture?

Can't say having sex with say a sofa ,a book case, or an occasional table has ever occurred, but I suspect it's a built-in feature of lot of Ikea's stuff. If not they're missing a spiffing sales gimmick.

Now if you start talking about sex with fresh produce, warm baked goods and cool musical instruments-*-----


*see "Portnoy's Complaint" (book) and "American Pie" (film) for for suggestions.

Lol pad!!

I've been having "Intimate Time" with the IKEA catalogue...does that count??? Big Grin

Haven't come across any sex-friendly furniture yet...Is there "THE OTHER IKEA Catalogue" I should be getting Smile
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