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Sex with furniture - are you for or against it and why?

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Sex with furniture - are you for or against it and why?
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February 22, 2011 at 5:45 pm
(February 22, 2011 at 4:00 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: *doesn't ask how you know* Smile

Bed-cushions are a wonderful invention. Single most useful piece of furniture to me. Having experienced sex without furniture, I really must say that anyone who is against it has never experienced it both ways.

Poor people that don't have furniture... how I do not envy you.
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February 22, 2011 at 8:49 pm
ROFLOL
Where is the poll? I was totally going to vote "I support it!"

Sure.. I've humped a bed and a chair or three.
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February 22, 2011 at 10:39 pm
Is a vacuum cleaner hose classed as furniture? Just wonderin'!

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There are many intelligent Christians, no doubt, but an "intellectual Christian", is surely an oxymoron.
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February 22, 2011 at 10:56 pm
I support sex with furniture because I am not a bigot. Hmph
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February 23, 2011 at 12:38 am
Poll-olololol added.
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February 23, 2011 at 1:10 am (This post was last modified: February 23, 2011 at 1:11 am by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
Sex with furniture?

Can't say having sex with say a sofa ,a book case, or an occasional table has ever occurred, but I suspect it's a built-in feature of lot of Ikea's stuff. If not they're missing a spiffing sales gimmick.

Now if you start talking about sex with fresh produce, warm baked goods and cool musical instruments-*-----


*see "Portnoy's Complaint" (book) and "American Pie" (film) for for suggestions.
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February 23, 2011 at 2:49 am
(February 23, 2011 at 1:10 am)padraic Wrote: Sex with furniture?

Can't say having sex with say a sofa ,a book case, or an occasional table has ever occurred, but I suspect it's a built-in feature of lot of Ikea's stuff. If not they're missing a spiffing sales gimmick.

Now if you start talking about sex with fresh produce, warm baked goods and cool musical instruments-*-----


*see "Portnoy's Complaint" (book) and "American Pie" (film) for for suggestions.

Lol pad!!

I've been having "Intimate Time" with the IKEA catalogue...does that count??? Big Grin

Haven't come across any sex-friendly furniture yet...Is there "THE OTHER IKEA Catalogue" I should be getting Smile
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February 25, 2011 at 2:02 am
(February 23, 2011 at 2:49 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: I've been having "Intimate Time" with the IKEA catalogue...does that count??? Big Grin

Haven't come across any sex-friendly furniture yet...Is there "THE OTHER IKEA Catalogue" I should be getting Smile

*tsk tsk* one must always remember..one is a LADY..and it is unbecoming of a lady to leave slug trails on the hand rest of the lazyboy furniture no matter how stiff they seem to be.
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February 25, 2011 at 2:56 am (This post was last modified: February 25, 2011 at 2:57 am by KichigaiNeko.)
Oooo like this???

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February 25, 2011 at 8:52 am
(February 25, 2011 at 2:02 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: .... it is unbecoming of a lady to leave slug trails on the hand rest of the lazyboy furniture no matter how stiff they seem to be.

Slug trails..... LOL.

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