I can't really see the problem here. We have completely free will.
Either we kiss Sky-Daddy's arse for eternity, or we suffer unspeakable torments forever and ever - we are all completely free to choose either option.
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And if we make some heinous mistake like wearing woven fabrics, eating shellfish or being attracted to members of our own sex, why, we obviously deserve to burn in hell!
Either we kiss Sky-Daddy's arse for eternity, or we suffer unspeakable torments forever and ever - we are all completely free to choose either option.
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And if we make some heinous mistake like wearing woven fabrics, eating shellfish or being attracted to members of our own sex, why, we obviously deserve to burn in hell!
I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty.