(March 5, 2016 at 12:57 pm)Rhythm Wrote: If god intended for you to have prune juice prunes would come in juice form. You're supposed to take every painful shit and thank god for giving it to you to remind you that you're a filthy sinner who deserves it. Stop messing with nature with your heretical laxative schemes. If god wants you to pass a beach ball sized turd then you grab the seat, grin, and bare it. A torn hole and a little blood is a pittance compared to christs sacrifice on the cross, reflect on that.
I never thought of it like that. Very poetic.