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RE: what do you think about immortality coming?
March 5, 2016 at 12:50 pm
He should probably send a picture with a description of the consistency and what it felt like coming out. The more info, the better. For now, all I can say is that prune juice does wonders.
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RE: what do you think about immortality coming?
March 5, 2016 at 12:57 pm
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If god intended for you to have prune juice prunes would come in juice form. You're supposed to take every painful shit and thank god for giving it to you to remind you that you're a filthy sinner who deserves it. Stop messing with nature with your heretical laxative schemes. If god wants you to pass a beach ball sized turd then you grab the seat, grin, and bare it. A torn hole and a little blood is a pittance compared to christs sacrifice on the cross, reflect on that. 
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what do you think about immortality coming?
March 5, 2016 at 1:03 pm
(March 5, 2016 at 12:50 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: He should probably send a picture with a description of the consistency and what it felt like coming out. The more info, the better. For now, all I can say is that prune juice does wonders.
I agree.
How bout it old boy? You gonna share a pic of your poop with us? Step in my office, the doctor (and assistant) is in the house and ready to do business.
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March 5, 2016 at 1:05 pm
(March 5, 2016 at 12:57 pm)Rhythm Wrote: If god intended for you to have prune juice prunes would come in juice form. You're supposed to take every painful shit and thank god for giving it to you to remind you that you're a filthy sinner who deserves it. Stop messing with nature with your heretical laxative schemes. If god wants you to pass a beach ball sized turd then you grab the seat, grin, and bare it. A torn hole and a little blood is a pittance compared to christs sacrifice on the cross, reflect on that.
I never thought of it like that. Very poetic.
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RE: what do you think about immortality coming?
March 5, 2016 at 4:50 pm
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Definitely in need of more fibers. Does beer count as grains?
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RE: what do you think about immortality coming?
March 5, 2016 at 6:01 pm
I just opened this thread and I can see it has gone to shit.
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RE: what do you think about immortality coming?
March 5, 2016 at 6:46 pm
Hahahaha!! You guys crack me up.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
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RE: what do you think about immortality coming?
March 5, 2016 at 7:33 pm
lmao.
like data "dies" or 'energy goes away".
what you really mean is keeping a "human body" for ever. well, we are going to improve it, so you keep yourz and I'll take one of the new ones.
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RE: what do you think about immortality coming?
March 5, 2016 at 9:18 pm
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(March 4, 2016 at 10:04 pm)Qwraith Wrote: Quote:@Catholic_Lady
Going to see a doctor doesn't make someone immortal.
But it certainly messes with the circle of life.
P.S. Why haven't you guys realized this already? They already have the cure for aging and disease, but, for all the reasons listed in this thread, won't release it because... PANDEMONIUM
Lol
I want to know who 'they' are?
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RE: what do you think about immortality coming?
March 5, 2016 at 10:36 pm
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Why, of course, "they" are the underlying and overarching organisation that lines its tentacles through each corner of the Earth. They are the hidden cockroaches watching you sleep soundly at night. They are the everlasting presence that has existed long before the rise of man. They know who you are, who we are. We are not safe. Our lives are not our own... NWO! NWO! NWO!
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