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Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake
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RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake
March 31, 2016 at 5:10 pm (This post was last modified: March 31, 2016 at 5:12 pm by robvalue.)
Alright, let's play this one out. It really happened.

God: "You. Ignorant primitive guy who can't possibly know stuff."

Guy: "What?"

God: "The world is going to go to shit in about 2000 years. A statue will be involved."

Guy: "OK. Why are you telling me this?"

God: "So that it proves I exist when people read about it."

Guy: "Uh, OK. So... could you stop it going to shit?"

God: "Of course. I am all powerful. I can do whatever I want."

Guy: "Are you going to stop it?"

God: "Nah."

Guy: "Why not?"

God: "Because I'm fucking mysterious. Just write it down."

Guy: "I can't read or write."

God: "Oh. Well, someone will probably figure out this conversation happened and will write about it in a few hundred years or something."

Guy: "Um, OK. You're really great."

God: "I know right?"
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Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake

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Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by Won2blv - March 22, 2016 at 1:01 pm
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by Won2blv - March 31, 2016 at 10:13 am
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by Alex K - March 23, 2016 at 2:57 am
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by Drich - March 23, 2016 at 10:42 am
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by Drich - March 23, 2016 at 2:54 pm
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by Drich - March 23, 2016 at 3:05 pm
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by deleteduser12345 - March 23, 2016 at 3:21 pm
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by deleteduser12345 - March 24, 2016 at 8:32 am
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by Drich - March 23, 2016 at 3:02 pm
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by deleteduser12345 - March 23, 2016 at 3:19 pm
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by drfuzzy - March 30, 2016 at 10:12 am
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by Won2blv - March 30, 2016 at 10:27 pm
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by Won2blv - March 31, 2016 at 10:35 am
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by drfuzzy - March 31, 2016 at 11:35 am
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by robvalue - March 31, 2016 at 5:10 pm

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