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Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake
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RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake
April 3, 2016 at 3:00 am
(March 31, 2016 at 5:10 pm)robvalue Wrote: Alright, let's play this one out. It really happened.

God: "You. Ignorant primitive guy who can't possibly know stuff."

Guy: "What?"

God: "The world is going to go to shit in about 2000 years. A statue will be involved."

Guy: "OK. Why are you telling me this?"

God: "So that it proves I exist when people read about it."

Guy: "Uh, OK. So... could you stop it going to shit?"

God: "Of course. I am all powerful. I can do whatever I want."

Guy: "Are you going to stop it?"

God: "Nah."

Guy: "Why not?"

God: "Because I'm fucking mysterious. Just write it down."

Guy: "I can't read or write."

God: "Oh. Well, someone will probably figure out this conversation happened and will write about it in a few hundred years or something."

Guy: "Um, OK. You're really great."

God: "I know right?"

This is a video reconstruction of the event. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. If you have any information about the people in this video, do not hesitate to send me it to me so I can deal with them most harshly.

http://youtu.be/OGIm0GtWSW8
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Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake

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Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by Won2blv - March 22, 2016 at 1:01 pm
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by Won2blv - March 31, 2016 at 10:13 am
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by Alex K - March 23, 2016 at 2:57 am
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by Drich - March 23, 2016 at 10:42 am
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by Drich - March 23, 2016 at 2:54 pm
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by Drich - March 23, 2016 at 3:05 pm
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by deleteduser12345 - March 23, 2016 at 3:21 pm
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by deleteduser12345 - March 24, 2016 at 8:32 am
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by Drich - March 23, 2016 at 3:02 pm
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by deleteduser12345 - March 23, 2016 at 3:19 pm
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by drfuzzy - March 30, 2016 at 10:12 am
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by Won2blv - March 30, 2016 at 10:27 pm
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by Won2blv - March 31, 2016 at 10:35 am
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by drfuzzy - March 31, 2016 at 11:35 am
RE: Ends of times prophecy that I can't shake - by robvalue - April 3, 2016 at 3:00 am

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