They worship their magic special book and their imaginary friend, who is going to give them mansions by streets of gold, happiness forever, and a crown for every soul they save. So they read articles from people on how to "save the lost" and come here, to the den of the most lost of all. And they somehow think by spouting verses from their holy book, that the magic book and the imaginary friend will reach in and tweak our brains, just because they were loyal and holy enough to dare to come here and witness. And their imaginary friend will pat them on the back, give them another crown, and they will be able to brag to all of their church friends.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
