God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him

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God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him

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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him

April 12, 2016 at 7:35 am

(April 11, 2016 at 6:37 pm)Minimalist Wrote: 16 And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,
17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

I'm sure an explanation (read mind warping delusional backpeddling) will be along to point out how you've all interpreted this scripture wrong. "When it says 'not approach' it doesn't mean that god rejects them", "bread is a metaphor", "flat nose is not the correct translation from Hebrew it actually means 'son of devil'", blah blah etc blah.

Either that or you'll be directed to some other scripture that contradicts but takes precedence.

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God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him - by Rhondazvous - April 11, 2016 at 5:28 pm

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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him - by Minimalist - April 11, 2016 at 6:37 pm

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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him - by Rhondazvous - April 13, 2016 at 8:15 am

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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him - by Minimalist - April 11, 2016 at 8:34 pm

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