Huggy, dude, guy to guy, I'm begging you - just let shit go. It's not worth all the effort you go through to try to play these petty games of trying to one up the people here. All you're doing is increasing the animosity directed towards you. I mean this sincerely. You have moments when I think you might be a likable guy, but shit like this? It's dumb, and immature. Just. Let. It. Go.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"