Thought crime

[robvalue]

I just took my dog out for a walk. Among some of the bizarre thoughts I had:

"The guy who owns this motorbike is gay, because there's a little bit of pink on it."

"That postman is going to get electrocuted."

"That guy is a paedophile."

"I'm going to throw my dog into the road."

"That bit of tree looks like a vagina, I'm going to fuck it."

"I'm going to fuck that daisy."

And so on. The more I tried not to think ridiculous stuff, the more I actually did think it.