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God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 22, 2016 at 12:16 am)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote:
(April 21, 2016 at 8:59 am)Drich Wrote: Holy crap dude it was joke. Who ever takes a character assessment seriously if it is based on a physical trait? It's like saying people with brown eyes lie more than people with green. or people with crooked teeth tend to be better listeners because they dont want other to see their teeth.

(Emphasis, above, my own.)

The Lord said to Moses, 17 “Say to Aaron: ‘For the generations to come none of your descendants who has a defect may come near to offer the food of his God. 18 No man who has any defect may come near: no man who is blind or lame, disfigured or deformed; 19 no man with a crippled foot or hand, 20 or who is a hunchback or a dwarf, or who has any eye defect, or who has festering or running sores or damaged testicles. 21 No descendant of Aaron the priest who has any defect is to come near to present the food offerings to the Lord. He has a defect; he must not come near to offer the food of his God. 22 He may eat the most holy food of his God, as well as the holy food; 23 yet because of his defect, he must not go near the curtain or approach the altar, and so desecrate my sanctuary. I am the Lord, who makes them holy.’ ”

-Leviticus 21:17-23

-and now you see how its funny-
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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him - by deleteduser12345 - April 12, 2016 at 6:41 am
RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him - by Drich - April 24, 2016 at 3:01 pm

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