God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him

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God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him

~~Edwardo Piet~~

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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him

May 3, 2016 at 1:22 pm (This post was last modified: May 3, 2016 at 1:23 pm by Edwardo Piet.)

The Golden Rule says:

Masochist Max Wrote:Hi, I see you're moving in next door to me. Pleased to meet you. My name's Max, and, interestingly enough, people call me "Masochist Max": Now as the Bible said, I should do unto my neighbor as I would have them do unto me. I recently became Christian and so, I now follow The Golden Rule -- So regardless of the fact I am a masochist and not a sadist -- please stand still while I kick you very hard in the fucking balls, I am sure you'll love it, because I sure as hell fucking do. Don't blame me. The Bible made me do it.

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God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him - by Rhondazvous - April 11, 2016 at 5:28 pm

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