Someone stole the body!

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I would encourage you to listen to a recent presentation by Professor Bart Ehrman, who makes an excellent argument that Jesus was tossed into a common burial bit:
The empty tomb is not an ironclad fact of history.

 He isn't someone I care to listen to. I've read one of his books and found it full of errors, erroneous comments, speculations and plenty of if this, if that and any other thing you can think of. He holds no respect from me. He has nothing to go on except to parade his nonsense to people who are gullible enough to listen. There are thousands of Christian scholars who reject him at every turn.

GC

In other words, you didn't understand it.  Not much of a surprise there.  You wouldn't understand anything that did not support your predetermined nonsense.  That is your problem.  Not Ehrman's.