Someone stole the body!

[Wyrd of Gawd]

So it's all BS as usual.

 Hey dummy, we do not have an original copy of Shakespeare, so is this also BS. We haven't originals of many historical documents, does this mean they are worthless. The original Constitution is fading away even in it's protective case, one day we will lose it too, grow up and be reasonable.

GC

If you are a Christian you're definitely going to hell for being an intolerant prick.

The Bible didn't exist until an English committee wrote it around 700 A.D.