(May 30, 2016 at 7:04 am)Gemini Wrote:(May 29, 2016 at 9:40 pm)Jehanne Wrote: God has a sense of divinely perfect humor. After all, if God can order his Chosen People to murder innocent babies and children in cold blood, why not command poking a heretic in the eye?
I just had a thought. What if Norse mythology is true, and the Judaeo/Christian God is really Loki? That would explain a lot.
'Twas Loki who appeared before Jan Matthys and told him to sally forth with a mere twelve soldiers againts the armies of Franz von Waldeck; 'twas Loki again whose divine appearances inspired the Children's Crusade; and 'tis Loki today that is causing so many evangelicals to feel "led by the spirit" to vote for the Donald.
I like your new religion; go forth and spread the Word, or at least put up a web page somewhere. Include a link to a PayPal donation and you're off and running!