What are you drinking right now?

[Athene]

So, is your goal a Moderation Management sort of thing?
Not that it's any of my business, of course. 

Just wondering.

No, I simply slipped and fell. It happens sometimes.

I can't moderate. I know that much.

Oh, I see.
Well,  that's to be expected. It's pretty early on, yet.

Hopefully, your rough patch passes soon enough.