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Online dating truthers
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RE: Online dating truthers
(July 31, 2016 at 1:52 am)Mamacita Wrote:
(July 31, 2016 at 1:44 am)Whateverist Wrote: My hypothetical personal ad, were I not happily hitched:

I'm at least 50% used up and more likely 2/3rds.  (That's to throw off the chicks who don't do math.)  I probably like my dogs way more than you but I do like people too, especially the ladies.  No, you can't plant what you like in my garden.  But if you like to create a space why not take on the inside (no one else has).

What I like in the ladies: no make up, let your appetites show, say the first thing on your mind most of the time, and stand up to me.  Also, take a chance on letting me steer the sex at least half the time; you might like it.

"Steer the sex"
Bahahahahaha

I've met a few who seem to have performance anxiety so severe that they need everything just one way all the time, and absolutely need their hand on the steering wheel at all times when it's 'their turn'.  That's no fun.
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Online dating truthers - by J a c k - July 31, 2016 at 12:35 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by ignoramus - July 31, 2016 at 12:39 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Excited Penguin - July 31, 2016 at 12:47 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by vorlon13 - July 31, 2016 at 1:15 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Silver - July 31, 2016 at 1:17 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Losty - July 31, 2016 at 1:17 am
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RE: Online dating truthers - by Losty - July 31, 2016 at 1:22 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Edwardo Piet - July 31, 2016 at 1:23 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by account_inactive - July 31, 2016 at 1:24 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by c172 - July 31, 2016 at 1:34 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by J a c k - July 31, 2016 at 1:38 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Thumpalumpacus - July 31, 2016 at 1:42 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by J a c k - July 31, 2016 at 1:51 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Thumpalumpacus - July 31, 2016 at 7:15 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Whateverist - July 31, 2016 at 1:44 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by J a c k - July 31, 2016 at 1:52 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Whateverist - July 31, 2016 at 1:57 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by energizer bunny - July 31, 2016 at 2:11 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Excited Penguin - July 31, 2016 at 2:14 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Losty - July 31, 2016 at 2:16 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by ignoramus - July 31, 2016 at 3:31 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by account_inactive - July 31, 2016 at 3:35 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Thumpalumpacus - July 31, 2016 at 7:23 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Athene - July 31, 2016 at 2:23 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Thumpalumpacus - July 31, 2016 at 2:32 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Losty - July 31, 2016 at 2:35 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Thumpalumpacus - July 31, 2016 at 7:17 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by robvalue - July 31, 2016 at 2:57 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by J a c k - July 31, 2016 at 3:04 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by robvalue - July 31, 2016 at 3:10 am
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RE: Online dating truthers - by Edwardo Piet - July 31, 2016 at 3:48 am
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RE: Online dating truthers - by Little lunch - July 31, 2016 at 5:46 am
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RE: Online dating truthers - by I_am_not_mafia - July 31, 2016 at 6:18 am
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RE: Online dating truthers - by robvalue - July 31, 2016 at 6:22 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by pocaracas - July 31, 2016 at 7:29 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by ignoramus - July 31, 2016 at 8:14 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Little lunch - July 31, 2016 at 8:21 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Whateverist - July 31, 2016 at 10:45 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by ignoramus - July 31, 2016 at 8:29 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Edwardo Piet - July 31, 2016 at 9:07 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by rexbeccarox - July 31, 2016 at 11:35 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by J a c k - July 31, 2016 at 11:58 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by rexbeccarox - July 31, 2016 at 12:03 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by robvalue - July 31, 2016 at 11:48 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by CapnAwesome - July 31, 2016 at 12:01 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by Edwardo Piet - July 31, 2016 at 12:08 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by robvalue - July 31, 2016 at 12:13 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by CapnAwesome - July 31, 2016 at 12:23 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by Thumpalumpacus - July 31, 2016 at 12:30 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by J a c k - July 31, 2016 at 12:30 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by CapnAwesome - July 31, 2016 at 1:50 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by Little lunch - July 31, 2016 at 12:50 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by Whateverist - July 31, 2016 at 1:24 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by CapnAwesome - August 1, 2016 at 12:49 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by Little lunch - July 31, 2016 at 1:43 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by Homeless Nutter - July 31, 2016 at 1:44 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by J a c k - July 31, 2016 at 1:48 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by Homeless Nutter - July 31, 2016 at 1:58 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by Whateverist - July 31, 2016 at 2:09 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by Regina - July 31, 2016 at 2:06 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by LastPoet - July 31, 2016 at 2:48 pm
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RE: Online dating truthers - by brewer - July 31, 2016 at 10:01 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by The Valkyrie - July 31, 2016 at 10:06 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by Whateverist - July 31, 2016 at 10:32 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by The Valkyrie - August 1, 2016 at 12:35 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Little lunch - August 1, 2016 at 6:09 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by pocaracas - August 1, 2016 at 6:16 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Edwardo Piet - August 1, 2016 at 1:51 am
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RE: Online dating truthers - by downbeatplumb - August 1, 2016 at 6:49 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by account_inactive - August 1, 2016 at 7:02 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Joods - August 1, 2016 at 8:20 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Joods - August 1, 2016 at 6:52 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Edwardo Piet - August 1, 2016 at 6:55 am
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RE: Online dating truthers - by I_am_not_mafia - August 1, 2016 at 5:42 pm
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