My name is C172. For realsies. Got it changed from my birth name. 
I'm 40. I think. But I still dress in college tees. 
Speaking of which, I have no fashion sense. I have 30+ t-shirts. T-shirts are my jam. Basketball shorts, too. For long pants, just khakis. I keep saying I'll get jeans, but...no.
I have crutches (spina bifida. Ask. Don't stare or assume.). And a big gut. And facial hair, which can change drastically week to week. I'm just that kind of guy.

I snore even when awake at times. Some undiagnosed respiratory issue. If you walk by, I'll probably look at you. I won't look at your boobs, though. Don't worry. Or maybe I will. But I like A-cups. Srsly. Big boobs? Whatevs, as they say (not sure who, but that's for another thread).

Prefer an atheist chick. Maybe an athlete of some sort. Soccer. Gymnastics. Cheer. Prefer cute to sexy, but that can depend. I like legs and butts. Tall isn't necessary.

I'm a mutt, but mainly Swedish and Germanic Swiss. I gots bifocals. With the line, behbeh. I'm american sports-ignorant one hundred percent, but I loves me some soccer, and gymnastics, and fleetingly the Olympic sports and auto racing (IMSA GT and rally, mainly). Grew up with cats and still like them, but watching them on YYouTube requires no litter-cleaning chops. Still Bernie, but behind Hil for Prezzie. Independent, though, with a good dose of social democracy. 


I like going out for movies. No NetFlix for me, except that I'd like to see Lost In Translation again. 

I love YouTubers. Mainly J-vloggers (westies that have settled in Japan), and aviation vloggers. Kyde & Eric and mraviation101 are faves.

Oh, yeah. Onesies can be sexy on the right young ladeh.

(July 31, 2016 at 1:34 am)c172 Wrote: My name is C172. For realsies. Got it changed from my birth name. 
I'm 40. I think. But I still dress in college tees. 
Speaking of which, I have no fashion sense. I have 30+ t-shirts. T-shirts are my jam. Basketball shorts, too. For long pants, just khakis. I keep saying I'll get jeans, but...no.
I have crutches (spina bifida. Ask. Don't stare or assume.). And a big gut. And facial hair, which can change drastically week to week. I'm just that kind of guy.

I snore even when awake at times. Some undiagnosed respiratory issue. If you walk by, I'll probably look at you. I won't look at your boobs, though. Don't worry. Or maybe I will. But I like A-cups. Srsly. Big boobs? Whatevs, as they say (not sure who, but that's for another thread).

Prefer an atheist chick. Maybe an athlete of some sort. Soccer. Gymnastics. Cheer. Prefer cute to sexy, but that can depend. I like legs and butts. Tall isn't necessary.

I'm a mutt, but mainly Swedish and Germanic Swiss. I gots bifocals. With the line, behbeh. I'm american sports-ignorant one hundred percent, but I loves me some soccer, and gymnastics, and fleetingly the Olympic sports and auto racing (IMSA GT and rally, mainly). Grew up with cats and still like them, but watching them on YYouTube requires no litter-cleaning chops. Still Bernie, but behind Hil for Prezzie. Independent, though, with a good dose of social democracy. 


I like going out for movies. No NetFlix for me, except that I'd like to see Lost In Translation again. 

IO love YouTubers. Mainly J-vloggers (westies that have settled in Japan), and aviation vloggers. Kyde & Eric and mraviation101 are faves.

Oh, yeah. Onesies can be sexy on the right young ladeh.

Awww C! You're awesome!

I make good tacos and better burritos ... just sayin'.

My hypothetical personal ad, were I not happily hitched:

I'm at least 50% used up and more likely 2/3rds.  (That's to throw off the chicks who don't do math.)  I probably like my dogs way more than you but I do like people too, especially the ladies.  No, you can't plant what you like in my garden.  But if you like to create a space why not take on the inside (no one else has).

What I like in the ladies: no make up, let your appetites show, say the first thing on your mind most of the time, and stand up to me.  Also, take a chance on letting me steer the sex at least half the time; you might like it.

(July 31, 2016 at 1:42 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I make good tacos and better burritos ... just sayin'.

Lol! If only I wasn't a hopeless drinker.

(July 31, 2016 at 1:44 am)Whateverist Wrote: My hypothetical personal ad, were I not happily hitched:

I'm at least 50% used up and more likely 2/3rds.  (That's to throw off the chicks who don't do math.)  I probably like my dogs way more than you but I do like people too, especially the ladies.  No, you can't plant what you like in my garden.  But if you like to create a space why not take on the inside (no one else has).

What I like in the ladies: no make up, let your appetites show, say the first thing on your mind most of the time, and stand up to me.  Also, take a chance on letting me steer the sex at least half the time; you might like it.

"Steer the sex"
Bahahahahaha

(July 31, 2016 at 1:52 am)Mamacita Wrote:

(July 31, 2016 at 1:44 am)Whateverist Wrote: My hypothetical personal ad, were I not happily hitched:

I'm at least 50% used up and more likely 2/3rds.  (That's to throw off the chicks who don't do math.)  I probably like my dogs way more than you but I do like people too, especially the ladies.  No, you can't plant what you like in my garden.  But if you like to create a space why not take on the inside (no one else has).

What I like in the ladies: no make up, let your appetites show, say the first thing on your mind most of the time, and stand up to me.  Also, take a chance on letting me steer the sex at least half the time; you might like it.

"Steer the sex"
Bahahahahaha

I've met a few who seem to have performance anxiety so severe that they need everything just one way all the time, and absolutely need their hand on the steering wheel at all times when it's 'their turn'.  That's no fun.

Hello, 33 year old male here. I just come to fuck your brains out. No, i'm not down with that serious relationship nonsense. Homie don't play that. And if you have kids, forget about it. Too much of a headache for me. And yes, i may be in my 30s but i still haven't matured since high school. 

(July 31, 2016 at 2:11 am)energizer bunny Wrote: Hello, 33 year old male here. I just come to fuck your brains out. No, i'm not down with that serious relationship nonsense. Homie don't play that. And if you have kids, forget about it. Too much of a headache for me. And yes, i may be in my 30s but i still haven't matured since high school. 

Emphasis mine.

Nice touch 

I'll add...if you don't wanna "steer the sex" keep on scrolling