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Online dating truthers
#68
RE: Online dating truthers
Realistic, no BS, huh?

""
My name is Pedro. That's a portuguese name, although some spanish-speaking people also have it.
I like living in Portugal.
I'm 35... but the hair is getting gray... the sides are going fast.
Got a few scars, one from a hernia surgery, another from sliding along the concrete floor when playing football (that's soccer for you 'murricans).

Speaking of sports... I like playing them, but am not fond of watching them, unless I'm in a group of people watching some meaningful match, like the world cup final, or something...

I'm not picky about what I eat, as long as it's not spicy. I'm very picky about what I drink - give me water or soda or juice and I'll be fine... anything else is wasted on me, no matter how good you think it tastes.

Got hair on all the right places! Tongue
And some hair on some wrong places >.<
My back is littered with spots... Need someone with enough imagination to paint numbers next to them and connect the dots to form an image!
Apart from that... I'm just an average joe.... no 6-pack, but someone has recently commented that I look like I've been working out... Not tall, not short, can't do imperial, so... 1.73m tall.
I'm short sighted and not very fond of having stuff in my eyes, so I wear glasses.
I like my hair short and spiky. My beard shaved. And my fingernails trimmed.
These feet are made for walking - I always need to tighten my shoes way more than normal people... don't know why... they're not flat, just skinny and veiny.
Nice muscly legs.... round butt... ohhhh I got another scar at the bottom end of my back.

I'm a simple person who can't play mind games for I take words at their face value, even if I do like to have fun with double entendres.... but I make it obvious.
Naturally trusting and friendly.
Know-it-all who knows nothing.
Smart-ass with a PhD on Physics, but can't remember how to solve a lagrangian.
Google-fu skills get a daily dose of training.
Great sense of humor - always looking for the next laugh! Smile
But don't piss me off.... I don't like to be pissed off... Last time a gadget pissed me off, I punched it to death (no, it wasn't the phone... something way cheaper). Good thing people around me are usually nice.

Got lost more than once on the tvtropes wiki... that just means I've spent way too much time watching tv and movies, so I probably get a lot of the references to pop-culture.

Did I mention portuguese food and cheese? Wink
""
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Online dating truthers - by J a c k - July 31, 2016 at 12:35 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by ignoramus - July 31, 2016 at 12:39 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Excited Penguin - July 31, 2016 at 12:47 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by vorlon13 - July 31, 2016 at 1:15 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Silver - July 31, 2016 at 1:17 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Losty - July 31, 2016 at 1:17 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by J a c k - July 31, 2016 at 1:19 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Losty - July 31, 2016 at 1:22 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Edwardo Piet - July 31, 2016 at 1:23 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by account_inactive - July 31, 2016 at 1:24 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by c172 - July 31, 2016 at 1:34 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by J a c k - July 31, 2016 at 1:38 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Thumpalumpacus - July 31, 2016 at 1:42 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by J a c k - July 31, 2016 at 1:51 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Thumpalumpacus - July 31, 2016 at 7:15 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Whateverist - July 31, 2016 at 1:44 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by J a c k - July 31, 2016 at 1:52 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Whateverist - July 31, 2016 at 1:57 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by energizer bunny - July 31, 2016 at 2:11 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Excited Penguin - July 31, 2016 at 2:14 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Losty - July 31, 2016 at 2:16 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by ignoramus - July 31, 2016 at 3:31 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by account_inactive - July 31, 2016 at 3:35 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Thumpalumpacus - July 31, 2016 at 7:23 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Athene - July 31, 2016 at 2:23 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Thumpalumpacus - July 31, 2016 at 2:32 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Losty - July 31, 2016 at 2:35 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Thumpalumpacus - July 31, 2016 at 7:17 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by robvalue - July 31, 2016 at 2:57 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by J a c k - July 31, 2016 at 3:04 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by robvalue - July 31, 2016 at 3:10 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by robvalue - July 31, 2016 at 3:43 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Edwardo Piet - July 31, 2016 at 3:48 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by robvalue - July 31, 2016 at 3:52 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by paulpablo - July 31, 2016 at 5:43 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Little lunch - July 31, 2016 at 5:46 am
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RE: Online dating truthers - by robvalue - July 31, 2016 at 6:22 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by pocaracas - July 31, 2016 at 7:29 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by ignoramus - July 31, 2016 at 8:14 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Little lunch - July 31, 2016 at 8:21 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Whateverist - July 31, 2016 at 10:45 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by ignoramus - July 31, 2016 at 8:29 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Edwardo Piet - July 31, 2016 at 9:07 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by rexbeccarox - July 31, 2016 at 11:35 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by J a c k - July 31, 2016 at 11:58 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by rexbeccarox - July 31, 2016 at 12:03 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by robvalue - July 31, 2016 at 11:48 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by CapnAwesome - July 31, 2016 at 12:01 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by Edwardo Piet - July 31, 2016 at 12:08 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by robvalue - July 31, 2016 at 12:13 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by CapnAwesome - July 31, 2016 at 12:23 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by Thumpalumpacus - July 31, 2016 at 12:30 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by J a c k - July 31, 2016 at 12:30 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by CapnAwesome - July 31, 2016 at 1:50 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by Little lunch - July 31, 2016 at 12:50 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by Whateverist - July 31, 2016 at 1:24 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by CapnAwesome - August 1, 2016 at 12:49 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by Little lunch - July 31, 2016 at 1:43 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by Homeless Nutter - July 31, 2016 at 1:44 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by J a c k - July 31, 2016 at 1:48 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by Homeless Nutter - July 31, 2016 at 1:58 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by Whateverist - July 31, 2016 at 2:09 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by Regina - July 31, 2016 at 2:06 pm
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RE: Online dating truthers - by brewer - July 31, 2016 at 10:01 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by The Valkyrie - July 31, 2016 at 10:06 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by Whateverist - July 31, 2016 at 10:32 pm
RE: Online dating truthers - by The Valkyrie - August 1, 2016 at 12:35 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Little lunch - August 1, 2016 at 6:09 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by pocaracas - August 1, 2016 at 6:16 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Edwardo Piet - August 1, 2016 at 1:51 am
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RE: Online dating truthers - by downbeatplumb - August 1, 2016 at 6:49 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by account_inactive - August 1, 2016 at 7:02 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Joods - August 1, 2016 at 8:20 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Joods - August 1, 2016 at 6:52 am
RE: Online dating truthers - by Edwardo Piet - August 1, 2016 at 6:55 am
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RE: Online dating truthers - by ignoramus - August 1, 2016 at 7:08 am
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RE: Online dating truthers - by Thumpalumpacus - August 1, 2016 at 1:40 pm
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RE: Online dating truthers - by I_am_not_mafia - August 1, 2016 at 5:42 pm
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RE: Online dating truthers - by ignoramus - August 1, 2016 at 5:51 pm
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